But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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