I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
