Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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