Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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