i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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