Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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