We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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