He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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