If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
should my penis look like a turkey
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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