Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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