so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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