Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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