Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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