She said her name was "party"
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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