Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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