before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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