just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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