What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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