But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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