This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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