I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Randomize
