as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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