yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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