hell yes lets make some ravioli
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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