can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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