i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Randomize
