the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
nutella sex= disaster
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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