i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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