maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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