so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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