remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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