Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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