Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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