just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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