got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Do you have feelings for this penis?
we're so committed to being not committed
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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