hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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