I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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