So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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