You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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