i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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