Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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