We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
whose parrot is this?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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