that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Randomize
