I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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