He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Rumble strips road head = magical
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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