she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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