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I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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