Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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