All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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