Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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