Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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