Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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