i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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