apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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