I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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