I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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