So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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