Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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