i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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